The following is proof that not only are the Mets Better Than Sex, but they are sex! Our friends over at OH MURPH, a site dedicated to ‘all things Murphy, and all things Mets‘ have compiled The Encyclopedia of Mets Sex Terms in a hysterical 2 part series. Reader discretion is advised, though our sex [...] more... 
Not the story book beginning Mets fans were clamoring, far from it. In a game of firsts, which mostly came by the opposing Padres from the first pitch to the last, Mets fans were subjected to quite frankly, a load of shit. This was not the way it’s supposed to go down, but then again [...] more... 
In a surprise move, Mets announced today the release of Duaner Sanchez citing decreased velocity, sporadic command, and not much improvement based on last year. “We looked at it, really, his over all performance based upon last year to what we see now and we didn’t see the improvement,” Minaya said.By releasing Sanchez by March [...] more... 
These infatuations with over hyping injuries that aren’t are really a waste of everyone’s time. I understand we need to be overly cautious with Johan, but let’s see how this plays out before assuming who is or isn’t pitching on opening day. For those that haven’t noticed, it’s only MARCH 4th. Opening day is over [...] more... 
With plenty of time to recover from his freak accident over 2 years ago, Duaner Sanchez is ready to pick up where he left off before he got into that ill fated taxi. The player Mets fans welcomed with open arms was a brutal force in 2006. He started the season practically automatic, with 18 [...] more... 
Please Omar, stop messing around and get Manny already, he’s there for the taking! I’m not sure I’m feeling good about this team right now. Feeling good about the bullpen, not so sure about the starters. Looks like Ollie’s on his way back, and Pedro lurking in the wings. We know what Ollie brings. Some [...] more... 
As with most things relating to managing, if the players perform the manager looks brilliant- if they don’t he looks like a dunce. Today, Jerry Manuel looks brilliant for playing Ramon Castro last night against a righty, despite the fact Brian Schneider and Tony Armas have been throwing to each other since their days back [...] more... 
It’s difficult to decide which performance was more of a good sign tonight, Mike Pelfrey’s 7 shutout innings, David Wright’s 5 RBI’s, or Duaner Sanchez’s scoreless return to the mound for the first time in two years. On what started out looking like at a typical “ex-Met comes home and causes havoc” game(Lastings Milledge’s first [...] more... 
We know we have been spotty with posts during the offseason, but unlike other blogs we just couldn’t bring ourselves to care or comment on offseason happenings such as the acquisitions of Steve Register and Matt Wise, Moises Alou’s injury(shocker!), if Angel Pagan or Brady Clark are both necessary, if Duaner Sanchez will pitch before [...] more... 
As we conclude day 9,316 of Spring Training. Two things have become abundantly clear: 1) Spring Training is unbearably long. 2) Spring Training is unbelievably useless. Now, I know some of you will argue that spring training is important for teams to determine their roster. To that I say, suck it. You’re wrong. Teams that [...] more...