We’ll Miss You, Carlos

Every Mets fan knows what a fantastic player Carlos Beltran is, and now that he’s been traded for Zack Wheeler, soon so will every Giants fan. Anyway, now that Beltran’s gone, what are we left with? Beltran currently ranks 6th among NL outfielders* in OPS, which I think is probably the single most important offensive [...] more...

Who is Zack Wheeler?

It’s almost a done deal. It seems the only thing left for it to be official is approval from Beltran. Sandy Alderson has made his biggest move so far by trading Carlos Beltran for Zack Wheeler. Developing pitching is key and believe it was the right position to target. Lets hope this pans out for [...] more...

Tribute to Shane Victorino

Even though he’s not in the lineup this time around against the Mets, we felt the need to send a little tribute out to Shane Thug-O-Rino Victorino as he rehabs from bustin’ his ass in center field. We miss you bush-leaguer! Get well soon.. Victorino gets clocked in head by catcher Victorino stars in center [...] more...

Jose Reyes Stars in New Raggaeton Video

What now with Jose Reyes? A new Raggaeton video, that’s what! With a newly formed record label, Siete Music, here’s the official video for ‘No Hay Amigo’ featuring the man himself, Voltio, Vakero, Poeta Callejero & Big Mato. I’m no Raggaeton guru but not bad when you compare the shit playing on the radio now. [...] more...

Sexy Mets Fans: Audrey Bitoni

We don’t know for a fact but since Audrey Bitoni has her name on one of those personalized Mets bricks lining the pavement outside Citi Field, we’re calling her a Sexy Mets Fan for sure. A slutty little porn star, yes, but nevertheless sexy. She’s kind of like a hot version of Snooki, no? You [...] more...

The Greatest Baseball Names Ever

This has absolutely nothing to do with the Mets, but since it’s still the All-Star break for the Mets here’s a little something to hold you over. One of my favorite things about baseball has always been the hilarious names some players have had throughout history. Baseball has been around for well over 100 years, [...] more...

Mets Trade K-Rod, Now Have More Money for Reyes

No surprise here. In a no-brainer expected salary dump move, Sandy Alderson and the Mets trade Mr. K-Rod Francisco Rodriguez and some cash to the Milwaukee Brewers for 2 players to be named later. The cash is to offset K-Rod’s remaining 5 million left on his contract for this season plus 3.5 million buyout the [...] more...

Can Mets Survive West Coast Trip of Death?

Here it is. The dreaded yearly West Coast trip that always seems to come at a crucial turning point juncture of the season. The Mets find themselves in a similar position to last year. Kind of. Last year at this point, the team had a better record going in to the West Coast trip of [...] more...