Now it’s no secret how we feel about Brian ‘Automatic Out’ Schneider here at Mets Are Better Than Sex. Word on the street is he’s headed back to the roster either today or tomorrow. I’m not going to get into why or how Castro and Santos are better served for the job, we’ve been down [...] more... 
Mets Are Better Than Sex is on Twitter! So please follow us, tweet us, twat us, toot us, titter us, whatever you want to call it, we’re down. Also, right here, once a week we’re tapping the best tweets in baseball, which of course will be Mets heavy in general. Tell us what you think. [...] more... 
It’s been a few days since Memorial Day, but we couldn’t let this one get by without taking some shots. Let’s get something straight here. I never want to see the Mets wearing any red as part of their uniform, especially their hats. I’m for the alternate uniforms, but there’s no place for this. How [...] more... 
With the unofficial start of summer past us, Mets head into the meat of the season in good position regardless of all the unexpected injuries of recent. They must take advantage of the NL East bottom feeders this week, something that has not been easy for this team is recent history. By taking the first [...] more... 
When it was announced last month that 40 year old Gary Sheffield was acquired by the New York Mets the outcry from New York fans was heard all the way to Las Vegas where I sat back and said “way to go Omar”. Here are just some of the countless anti Gary Sheffield articles titles [...] more... 
These days it’s not only the team that’s in the toilet, the fans are too, literally. Last week at Citi Field, a woman tried to pull an ‘Endy Chavez’ and dove in the toilet arm first with full extension trying to snag her gold tooth that fell in. In the process she got stuck and [...] more... 
I’m watching last nights game and decide to fall asleep during the eighth inning, kind of expecting to wake up to a 2-1 loss. I’d usually stay awake but just didn’t feel any magic coming on this night considering the motley crew line-up and what I saw in the first eight innings. There I am, [...] more... 
With a shot at sweeping a four game series in San Francisco for the first time in history, Pelfrey’s footsie match with the rubber spoiled this chance. So did the bats, who left for LA before the team did. But the bats surely get a free pass on this one since they’ve been working extra [...] more... 
Without Jose Reyes in the line-up, the Mets made like thieves in the night and stole away a victory in San Francisco. Since the Omar litigation pumped much needed edge into this team recently, Mets are running like double stacked energizer batteries. Snatching a team record seven bases last night, this team that was deader [...] more... 
Citi Field’s first streaker emerged from spending a night in jail, not saying much probably because of legal precautions, but you know he was a proud man inside. The authority, not so happy. “The New York Mets do not need fans who break the law,“ Queens District Attorney Richard Brown said. “As the defendant sadly [...] more...