I would like to express my sincerest condolences at your firing. You have been an unbelievably important part of my life, and I would not be where I am today without all your efforts.
I really thought you were eloquent in your comments this afternoon. The way you articulated how challenges often bring new opportunities was poignant. Plus, your mentioning of Tuscany tile is a coincidence, because I’m having some of that put in my new bathroom that I’m building with the money from my huge new contract I just signed.
I’m gonna smoke an extra bowl of orange crush for you before I pitch tonight, brother. Thanks for everything you did for me. I was really bummed at the time, but it turns out getting traded away from your crazy ass was the best thing that ever happened to me.
6-2, 1.74 ERA
P.S. Bwahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . .