3-4 against two last place teams. We can’t keep writing the same shit on this blog game after game. There is a stink to this team. They are thoroughly unenjoyable to watch. They have been for more than a year. It is only our love of baseball, and of the Mets, that keeps us watching, [...] more... 
We made our third trip out to Shea last night for the night game of the day/night doubleheader. We got to the stadium early so we could spend some quality time in the parking lot taking in the beautiful sights, sounds, and smells of the Flushing tire yards. They are lovely, by the way. Anywho, [...] more... 
Welcome to “In Memoriam.” A segment where we here at The Mets Are Better Than Sex take a moment to remember, acknowledge, celebrate, castigate, and otherwise reminisce on former Mets both good and bad, who have contributed to the history of the organization and helped make the Mets what they are today. Next up, Kenny [...] more... 
“Don’t worry, Willie. There’ll always be a spot for you on my bench.” “Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that, Joe.” more... 
We knew there would be a time this season when Willie Randolph wouldn’t be able to help himself. When his optimistic ass would sprout like flowers in spring time. I’m sorry, but it’s not like fans WANT to go to Shea to boo. It’s not like fans WANT to sit through games where watching the [...] more... 
Closet Yankee fans or shameless starf*ckers, you decide? more... 
According to Adam Rubin, Moises Alou will bat 5th tonight in Arizona. Yeah! Watching Alou play is kind of like watching car racing. When will the next injury come? Let’s find out. The flash bulb pop from when the above picture was taken may or may not have injured Alou’s retinas. Alou in left, batting [...] more... 
Goodbye, April! In comes May as the Mets, who are lucky to be 14-12 head to Arizona to play the best team in the National League. We’ll see how they measure up. If they can’t get up for these games then fuggehdaboutit. At least we know why Willie doesn’t sit on the bench. That seat [...] more...