Worst Met Moment?

There are certainly other (better?) choices in terms of importance or historical context — the Mike Scioscia HR off Dwight that sent us spiraling into oblivion for over a decade, as one example — but for ultimate puking-at-the-thought-of-him I’m going with “Kenny F’ing Rogers.” via: CSTB more...

Citi Field Beckons . . . Beware

I forgot to write about this, but I’ve been recovering from a 2-day hangover while trying to pretend I’m not so cut me some slack. On St. Patrick’s Day I was fortunate enough to take a Manhattan-bound LIRR train from Bayside to Penn Station. During that trip I was afforded a majestic view of Shea [...] more...

An Interview With The Mets’ Sexiest Fan, Kelly Ripa

By now most of you have heard the radio commercials the Mets have been running featuring soap opera star, talk show host, and MILF extraordinaire Kelly Ripa. The commercials involve Ripa proclaiming her love for the Mets by showing she will be more obnoxious than you at the game. Using our extensive media contacts, as [...] more...

The Injuries Are Mounting Like TAN on Anna …

We actually “researched” this so that we wouldn’t just go with Mets Are Better Than Sex staple Anna Benson, or blog cliche Anna Kournikova. No, for this post we’re talking about Anna Faris. She’s the one who’s not pregnant … yet: And of course the headline continues with “but we don’t care, cause we got [...] more...