The New Guy, Pt. 2
Just a reminder, we said it here. Fingers crossed we sign him. I reiterate, this ain’t no Zito. more... Just a reminder, we said it here. Fingers crossed we sign him. I reiterate, this ain’t no Zito. more... If This Isn’t True We Will Kill People
Word is it’s done, pending Santana agreeing to a contract extension with the Mets. The New York Mets have agreed to a trade for two-time Cy Young Award winner Johan Santana, giving up four prospects to acquire the left-handed ace of the Minnesota Twins, according to two high-ranking Twins officials with knowledge of the talks [...] more... Off-Topic: How To Avoid Ending Up In The "Friend Box"
Since we are currently in the middle of what has been the longest, most boring, off-season ever, and there is no way in hell I am going to add to the continual dick-tease that is Johan Santana, I’d figure we’d look at how to tackle an actual dick-tease. Do you find yourself constantly ending up [...] more... Braves Trade For Kotsay, Up Sexiness Level
The Atlanta Braves added another piece to the puzzle this offseason, trading for Mark Kotsay. Kotsay will replace Andruw Jones in centerfield for the Braves. Kotsay hasn’t been good since he was a utility player on the Marlins, but this is a solid, solid move for the Braves. Why? Because Mark Kotsay is married to [...] more... Please Don’t Make My Ears Bleed . . . Again
In an off-season which is lingering somewhere betweeen uninspiring to total failure, the Mets have still not filled the radio play-by-play seat vacated by Tom McCarthy. While a perfectly suitable choice in Ed Coleman is right in front of the Mets eyes, the Mets are determined to bring in yet another deep-voiced, well-traveled, born in [...] more... The Mets Off-Season Described In Song
So how can going through this off-season as a Met fan, which thus far mostly consists of nothing except the raising of ticket prices and replacing of Paul Lo Duca and Lastings Milledge with questionable substitutes, best be described? This melodic song by Nine Inch Nails seems appropriate. The title of the song? Everyday Is [...] more...