When we were saying that Jose Reyes was listening to too much of the rrrrrrrreggaeton you thought it was just satire.
It wasn’t. That stuff will kill your brain cells. Trust me. I’ve lost a whole bunch since 2001 listening to Nicky Jamz.
And Reyes seemed to be hemorrhaging brain cells by the end of last season.
Now we have empirical proof. Reyes makes his rrrrrrreggaeton video debut in what is actually a merengue song by Hector “El Father”(he’ll always be “El Bambino” to me).
Querido Jose,
Get this shit out of your system during the off-season, because if you come back next year dogging it again you are going to get destroyed. Bet.
Sinceramente,
TMBTS
Here’s the song(and it gets the TMBTS stamp of approval . . . if you like this type of music).
Reyes makes his first appearance around the 1:50 mark, relishing his chains like he’s Floyd Mayweather. Fuck. Me.
There are also a couple of Yankees in the video, but fuck them.
