An Unfunny Funny Late-Show Appearance

Did you know the Mets were recently featured during the “Top Ten” segment on The Late Show with David Letterman? Me either. Adam Rubin on his Mets blog has the top ten: THE “LATE SHOW” TOP TEN“Things You Never Knew About the New York Mets” 10. Catcher Paul Lo Duca: “Team forfeited Sunday’s game because [...] more...

Mets Kill Time During Intermission Of Day/Night Doubleheader

With the Mets taking the first game of the day/night double header against the Washington Nationals what will Mets players do to kill time between games. Let’s find out. “Podemos ir al titty bar por un rato.” “Buscame esa rubia sentado en el bleachers.” Translation: “Go get me the blonde sitting in the bleachers.” “I’m [...] more...

Another Morning With Mike Pelfrey

(Sun begins to shine through the shades of Room 424 of the LaGuardia Marriot) (Pelfrey lying in bed still half asleep)Mike Pelfrey: Ooh baby, that’s the way I like it, keep it up honey. Scouts so I throw a “heavy ball”, and I’m about to show you what they mean. Yeah, baby . . . [...] more...

Mets Dominate Nats, At Least So Says Mets Website

The Nationals have beaten the Mets this year. The Nats have beaten the Mets much more than a last place team should ever beat a first place team. However, if you check the Mets’ Press Notes, you would never know this fact. You would think the Mets are 2-0 against the Nats. But they’re not. [...] more...

What The Futley?!!?

On your right is a picture of ex-Philly John Kruk telling current Philly All-Star Chase Utley not to break his hand going down the stretch. And the title is what I imagine Philly fans are saying after Chase could not oblige. As in: What the F are we gonna do without Utley. Granted the Phillies [...] more...

Tracking The Trade: Bell/Ring for Johnson/Adkins

So Heath Bell looks like he’s getting a shot at being the A#1 setup man for Trevor Hoffman (last night he went 1 1/3 scoreless to get a win in relief). Heath Bell you’ll remember was the Mets “extra” guy in the pen last season. And deservedly so, Heath Bell always seemed to “look good,” [...] more...

Further Proof Rickey Wants Your Spot On The Roster

Here is a brilliant recounting of a recent exchange between Rickey Henderson and L-Millz, further showing why Rickey Henderson on the Mets coaching staff is about the best move ever. You know why? ‘Cuz Rickey ain’t taking no shorts, that’s why(and for those of you who don’t know what “taking no shorts” means, it’s ’80′s [...] more...

F*ck You And Your Entourage

You’ve probably seen, if not heard of the HBO show Entourage. Four guys from Queens move to L.A., one of them becomes a movie star, and the other three ride his coat tails. The four guys are supposedly Yankee fans. We’ve always found the premise of four guys from Queens all being Yankee fans a [...] more...

Death By Foul Ball

Sad and crazy story here: Tulsa Drillers coach Mike Coolbaugh died after being struck in the head by a line drive as he stood in the first-base coach’s box during a game. Coolbaugh was a former major leaguer, and so I guess one could say at least he went while watching the game he loves. [...] more...
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