The Mets swept Florida this weekend, blah, blah, blah. Carlos Delgado may have gotten his stroke back, yadda, yadda, yadda. John Maine may be back on track, Jorge Sosa untucked his tail from between his legs and put together a decent start today against Florida, and Pedro Martinez even made an appearence in Florida and [...] more... 
David, I’m sorry. In an earlier post, I hinted that you were overrated. I was hurt by your lack of production since the Home Run Derby, and I was lashing out. I know my actions were irrational, hasty and unbecoming of a knowledgeable fan, but you really had me worried for a stretch there. I [...] more... 
With most Met fans still stuffed from feasting on Yankee, the Mets were handed their second ass-whupping in a row. On Sunday night it was Tyler Clippard giving the alleged “American League style” lineup a nationally televised beatdown. Who the f*ck is Tyler Clippard? Now, for the second time this year Atlanta Braves pitcher Kyle [...] more... 
On a day where Yankee fans will cover up their insecurities and fear with displays of obnoxiousness, arrogance and general asshole-ness after their team finally won a game, let us as Met fans move forward on this off day in preparation for a bigger series against those Crackas from down south. From the AOL Fanhouse [...] more... 
“God Damn Derek, you look old.” “Tell me about it.” “Please let me stay, I have my own catching equipment and everything.” “Please let me stay. I’ll do anything you want.” “Don’t touch me please.” Now we know why Beltran is having trouble getting the big hit in the clutch. He’s got the A-Rod dust [...] more... 
Metsblog had good commentary on this Lastings Milledge-as-rap-mogul story. Obviously the kid can do what he wants, but lyrics and musical tastes aside, as a Mets fan this kid is 21 and one of our blue-chip prospects, and it’s the middle of the season, presumably a critical one for his career development, and if he’s [...] more... 
Despite our pleas to the contrary, the Mets sent down one talented prospect in Mike Pelfrey, and promoted another in Carlos Gomez. Gomez most likely will only be around until “El Duque” is activated this week. But, if Gomez has any type of success in the next week, Met fans, like Pavlovian dogs, will associate [...] more... 
Mike Pelfrey(0-4, 6.39 ERA) is set to pitch today against the Brewers much heralded Ben Sheets. With Jorge Sosa pitching well again last night(6.2 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 4 K’s), and “El Duque” scheduled to come back into the rotation next week, this could be a make or break start for Pelfrey. Fans often [...] more... 
Damion Easley(Mets Utility Infielder) Pharrel Williams(Music Producer/Member of N.E.R.D. and The Neptunes/Wanna-be rapper/Wanna-be singer/Produced every other rap song played on the radio from 2002-2005) -Bonus Look-a-Like- Jorge Sosa(Mets Pitcher) Eazy-E(Deceased Rapper/ Gangsta/ Member of N.W.A.) more... 
We here at The Mets Are Better Than Sex are starting a new feature called “In Memoriam” in which we will take a moment to remember, acknowledge, celebrate, castigate, and otherwise reminisce on former Mets both good and bad, who have contributed to the history of the organization and helped make the Mets what they [...] more...